Don' let your nose bleed into the turkey.

We were trying make a hugs n' kisses Thanksgiving entry for all our dealers and shop friends when someone pointed us to a shot of Hollywood's favorite trainwreck courting her own dealers amongst a backdrop of the world's finest track bike.

We didn't attend.

For more west coast Gangsta Shiz, check out Orange 20 bikes in LA who are rockin' the BROOKLYN love Lohan style:

Anyway, be thankful that you have fewer problems than our friend Lindsay, who needs to take a breather and return to the simpler things in life.